Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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