What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.