there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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