My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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