with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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