Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
A bitchslap is in order.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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