belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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