You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
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Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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