I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
