im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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