I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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