we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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