Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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