idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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