when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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