dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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