Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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