After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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