S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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