That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Randomize
