oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I cockslap morals
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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