but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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