Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
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Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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