those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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