She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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