This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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