I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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