also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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