i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
