Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Do plants get herpes?
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