i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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