Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I touched a dick in church today
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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