But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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