We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.