did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity