3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
