Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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