So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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