ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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