You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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