How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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