just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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