Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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