No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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