We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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