Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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