I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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