Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
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... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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