What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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