What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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