i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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