You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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