I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Someone shattered a urinal.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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