that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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