whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
In America we eat man semen.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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